what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I came so hard my ears popped.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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