So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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