what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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