At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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