I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
