I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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