Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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