He is an equal opportunity slut.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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