She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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