Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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