You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's just like the Real World with babies
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
