I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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