Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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