You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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