i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
