You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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