he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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