I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you made out with another girl for some wings
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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