There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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