wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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