He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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