I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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