He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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