Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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