Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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