Quick, to the slutcave!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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