I wish I only lived at night.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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