We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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