Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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