Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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