I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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