Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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