idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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