i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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