I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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