I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Farmville is her only friend.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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