she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
