Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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