And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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