This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
