I can tuck mytits in my pants
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ketchup is God's man juice
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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