scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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