one two three fourrrrnication!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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