home. puking in laundry basket.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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