All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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