The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
look no pants
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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