Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have post one night stand depression
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