I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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