if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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