I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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