Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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