Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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