Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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