Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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