I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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